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Post by daib0 on Jul 1, 2018 12:59:09 GMT
There are 3 unwritten rules in life.
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Post by daib0 on Jul 1, 2018 12:59:28 GMT
My wife yelled at me earlier "You weren't even listening there, were you?"
I thought "What a weird way to start a conversation".
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Post by daib0 on Jul 1, 2018 13:01:55 GMT
Trainspotters, how sad are they, I counted 35 the other day.
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Post by daib0 on Jul 1, 2018 13:02:37 GMT
A city in Yorkshire has gone missing. Police are currently looking for Leeds...
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Post by daib0 on Jul 1, 2018 13:03:09 GMT
My wife said she's leaving me because I always jump to conclusions. Now it turns out she isn't...
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Post by daib0 on Jul 2, 2018 8:48:12 GMT
Saw a brilliant Nigerian sci-fi page on the web last night:
"How to get your own robot name."
You input all the numbers on your credit card, the expiry date and the last 3 digits on the back . Then it randomly generates it for you, mine's...
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Post by daib0 on Jul 5, 2018 12:15:29 GMT
I've just been asked what's the difference between ignorance & apathy ? My response was I didn't know & didn't care
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I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again!
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Post by daib0 on Jul 8, 2018 13:22:31 GMT
I've just been on a round-the-world holiday. Next year I'm going somewhere different!
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Post by daib0 on Aug 6, 2018 6:36:12 GMT
What's the point.
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Post by daib0 on Aug 6, 2018 14:13:24 GMT
- Hey, would you invite me over for a drink or something?
- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.
- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!
- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…
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Post by daib0 on Dec 5, 2018 23:16:45 GMT
Bloke driving along picks up a hitch-hiker.
After a few minutes the hitch-hiker says 'aren't you nervous about picking a hitch-hiker up, I could be a serial killer'?
The bloke says 'nah, the odds of there being two serial killers in this car are astronomical'.
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Post by daib0 on Dec 21, 2018 19:59:38 GMT
FIRST POST-BREXIT BRITISH CAR ROLLS OFF THE PRODUCTION LINE Attachments:
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Post by daib0 on Jan 5, 2019 12:24:27 GMT
NOT MENTIONING NAMES BUT ? Sorry, I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service earlier today at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure how I'm going to proceed. On Tuesday I bought something from this shop. I paid cash for it. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So today, less than 48 hours later I took it back to the shop and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the shop told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me "NO." I asked to talk to a manager now as I'm really not happy and I explained that I had bought the item, had got it home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I''ll tell you what... I am NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from there again !!
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Post by daib0 on Jan 5, 2019 12:27:31 GMT
I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory.
I had to send in 2CVs.
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Post by daib0 on Jan 6, 2019 16:11:34 GMT
Talking about the amazing developments in health care of late -
A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so, so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in only 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and you know, we're so strong that in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "But you are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President. Now... the whole country is going to have to look for a job!"
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